I have the most awesomest (I’m aware that awesomest isn’t a word) boss ever. 🙂 She, my other coworker, and I were discussing silly, crazy boys with mommy issues (perfect Monday morning conversation) and she offered to be my bail-out should I need it. Just text her and she’ll call with a work emergency. Crazy thing is, in my line of work, a work emergency is very believable. Some things that have happened recently that have required immediate attention:
- Kid caught with marijuana at school
- Kid attacked foster parents 4 times (not same kid as above)
- Baby born and needed placed
- Emergency meeting 2 hours away
I apologize if you’re a previous date and you’re reading this and I’ve left said date with a work emergency. I’ve done it before and I will so totally do it again. Why? Because men who make dehumanizing and sexist remarks, take uneaten food from another person’s plate, look 5+ years older than his online profile picture, and/or live in his parents’ basement with several ferrets and cats make me want to vomit and I’d rather do that in the comfort of my own space (you know, since I don’t actually have a home).
So now I have a bail-out. Just text and she’ll call. I have the most awesomest boss ever.